Do not read this joke book if :
Your name is prissy Polly .
You ' re a goody -goody, ugly toad, tattle - tale .
You watch Nellie's Nursery on TV.
These jokes are Horrid . These jokes are guaranteed to make Horrible little brothers
feel sick and parents run screaming from the room . These jokes are so rude and so gross that - 'oy peter stop reading right now . I said , put down my book - or else.These gross out jokes are not for
little toads ' . 'Mum Henry ' s being mean to me '. 'Don't be horrid ,Henry.Let peter read your jokes.', NO'During which age did mummies live? The Band - age . What does a monster mummy say to her kids at lunch? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
BY : FRANCESCA SIMON