Don't

Don't do,

Don't, do

Don't do that.

Don't pull faces,

Don't tease the cat.

Don't pick your ears,

Don't be rude at school.

Who do they think I am?

Some kind of fool?

One day they'll say

Don't put toffee in my coffee

don't pour gravy on the baby

don't put beer in his ear

don't stick your toes up his nose.

Don't put confetti on your spaghetti

and don't squash peas on your knees.

Don't put ants in your pants

don't put mustard in the custard

don't chuck jelly at the telly

and don't throw at a computer

dont throw fruit at a computer.

Don't what?

Don't throw fruit at a computer

Don't what?

Don't throw fruit at a computer

Who do they think I am?

Some kind of fool?

THE THREE REASONS I LIKE THIS POEM

The things the poet says don't do are funny

It's a funny idea

There's some great rhyming

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