I was chomping my cornflakes; felt like a content lion, like I was in a MRI scan. It was exciting my neurons. So happy I could have danced to a tune on the drum.

I proudly and delicately placed my hat. I set out, marching, little was I aware of my fate. Before I knew it, I was there. I was ready for everything; not one. Little did I know about hitting an iceberg. The Titanic loomed up, above me. My heart skipped a beat. My fate was tantalizingly close. Tonnes of metal shadowed me. It looked larger than life...