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Add avocadoes to appetising apples

Bash the beef steaks before baking

Cut the cold chillied chicken in cubes

Dip the dog into a dressing and decorate with daisies

Elbow the elephant onto the eggs escalope

Fry flat fish on a fairly fat fring pan

Grind goat's cheese and give it a good glaze of gelatine

Hang a hippo over a half flame

Infuse insects in the ink of an itchy tichy squid

Jungle the ju jam and join it with the giraffe joint

Kut(cut) a kicking kangaroo and krazy (crazy) koala

Lick the lazy lion into a lollipop

Mix mice with melons and mould into medallions

Neatly nick Nat's nose

Open the octopus's outrageous belly and overload with oysters

Peel a prickly pear and put in a pan with a pinch of pepper

Quickly quieten the Queen's qoala (koala) with a Q-tip

Rustle up a revolting ravioli of rats

Stir the sticky snake stew and serve with swollen slugs

Tie the turtle's toes with a tight tourniquet

Undercook udders of an ugly cow with ugly fruit

Varnish a vol an vent with vanilla

Wipe the whale's skin with whisked eggwhites

X-ray an 'xtremely 'xciting 'xtra entrée for Xmas

Yoyo the yolk of a young Yak

Zigzag a zucchini with zest of a zebra