Jokes

what do you get when you see a vampire with a snowman?

A frostbite

What do elves learn at school?

elf-abet

Why are seagulls callled seagulls?

because if they flew over the bay they will be called bagels

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

because it wants to go to highschool

why did the melon jump in the water?

because it want to be a watermelon

Which flower talks the most?

Tulips because it has two lips

What lion doesnt roar?

dandelion

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

because of 7 8(ate) 9