Please Mrs Moore

Please Mrs Moore

This boy Barry Blue

Keeps poking me on the cheek

What shall I do?

Go and sit in the attic

Go and dance in the sink

Take your and throw it in the playground

Do whatever you think.

Please Mrs Moore

This boy Barry Blue

Keeps throwing pencils at me

What shall I do?

Keep it in your hair

Hide it up your vest

Swallow it in one go my dear

Do what you think best.

Please Mrs Moore

This boy Barry Blue

Keeps putting gum under my desk

What shall I do?

Lock yourself in the cupboard

Run away to sea

Do whatever is best for you

But don't ask me!