Last Monday, I managed to sneak into the Lapdog Agency! There were four scary-lookig dogs, their names were Rupe the Fang, Snarler Mc Murtagh, Butch Hilberg and The Sundance Pup.

The Yellow Cat suggested I would be called "Nosey". As we were playing a game of poker, Rupe

asked me,"So, where ya from stranger?" I handed him a card,"Ahhh Norway! Quite a fair bit wet, ain't it?" he asked. I just nodded. I hate HATE this place, it smells like doggy vomit!