Dear Diary,

This crazy man decided that every firemen should have electronic wings. I know right, CRAZY! But obviously this man decided this long ago (1899) because firemen aren't like that today in 2016. His plan was to be set in the year 2000. I'm so glad his plan wasn't a success because that would be totally DANGEROUS! what if one of their wings broke while carrying someone out of a fire and they fell. That would be a tragic accident.