Infinity Park, China (an honest review)

I don't know if it's just me, but this place is horrible. Where do I begin?

First of all, this - all of this park - is especially risky. There are hundreds of donkeys parked outside. What if they escape? There's little to no security, other than a few officers. hat if there's an intruder with no-one to spot/stop them? It's also in the middle of teh world's hottest desert. You can get sunburnt. What if there's a sandstorm?

Speaking of deserts, this one's a really big one. If there's an emergency, there will be no civilisation in miles to help out. I'll tell you a little story.

Running, I raced past to see the Possibility Building. However, I tripped. It wasn't that disastrous, but it still hurt. A lot. So I got up, heavily bruised, and went to see a member of staff. There were none in sight. I knew there'd be no hospitals, so I rushed out of the place in agony. I Uber'd out of the place (once I walked more than I ever could in my entire life) and to my house, where I'm writing this now. Even if every other park in the world spontaniously caught alight, closed down and was ready to blow up the world, with Infinity Park the only hope for humanity, I'd rather not go there again.

No matter how desperate you are, do NOT go here. That brings me to my final reason. That there are no rides.

Well, there are some rides, but nearly all of them aren't even finished!