Channel 6 News
    Breaking news, calculators go crazy in a class located in Birmingham & computers go berserk in a class in America.
    First, children in America goes crazy when their computers grow legs and arms and want to take over the world we have interviewed a computer expert and he says "Computers are shocking, first you think they are harmless, next thing you know, they want to take over the world... AAAHHHHHHHH!" "Well...thank you Paul Origami." Thank you Trisha. Teachers in local primary and secondary schools say that they are not taking any chances and are throwing their computers away. The children are devastated. College and University teachers say that their students are mature enough to cope if their computers go berserk. College and University students say that it is not fair that the primary and secondary computers are being taken away.
    In other news calculators go crazy. Is it because children are asking too many complicated math questions. School inspector Andrew Parsley say that too much things are happening to the computers and other school equipment. Several schools have been closed down until their new computers, tables and every other thing that you need in school comes in.
    That is all from Channel 6 News tonight, come back for your sports update at nine o'clock.





By Rayne