Dear friends,

Would you help? Food from the floor on a plate is yelling at me to eat it!

I'm in the Tower of London, please help. Your my only hope...

The queen is literally talking all night so I don't think anyone can sleep.. really.

I need you to bring a boat alas the moat is VERY, VERY deep so.. I don't want you drowning.

I trust you, nothing will go wrong, your my friends. You'll do anything right?

Your best friend Father John Gerard