Dear Diary,

I was banging on my drums at 8:00; then i had to have breakfast so i had some cornflakes. Then i saw my brother doing some break dance. As he danced i shouted into the microphone then he farted silently because he was so scared.

Then we heard a lion roar. It was the lion from Tom and Jerry. Jackson got terrified because i put it so loud; he thought it was real.

Then i went upstairs; logged on Fifa servers. It was exciting to get Nasri 95 rated. Then Jackson shouted in the most frightening voice in the world.