Today, I went to a ladog agency disguised as a dog. There were a couple lapdogs, a very thin, yellow cat and a white cockatoo. All the dogs, if I remember corretly, were playing poker and talking!

"GASP!" I gasped, maybe a little too loudly.

"Well, well. What are you doing here?" the Yellow Cat purred.

"Yeah. What are you doing here in the lapdog agency, weird doggy?" asked the poker-playing dogs.

"My name is Nigel Nickel-Neck Nockonackardyrolonolivkobanmei III and I am from Norway. I want to be a part of The Lapdog Agency and I want to steal some precious jewelery," I said.

"Who told you that?" the Yellow Cat asked.

"The sign," I replied.

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