Tim and Jim Fred and Ned

Hooray hooray hooray for Tim,

Hooray for Tim-hooray for him,

But no hooray for little Jim.

Hooray for Tim-for Tim not Jim.

Hooray hooray hooray for Fred,

 Hooray for Fred Hooray I said.

But no hooray for little Ned,

hooray for Fred -for Fred not Ned!

Tim and Fred get my hooray,

But not for Jim or Ned I say!

Two reasons why you would like this poem

It is funny because it says hooray for Fred and not for Ned but why is it hooray for Fred and not hooray for Ned.

It is silly because the poem is about nothing.