So this little child was riding his bike , and he was mental , he was cycling when he fell down the rip of a recent earthquake then he landed on water. but he threw his bike away , because he was mental and it broke to pieces so he said " dammit hell ! cruddy mom will yell at me." the child said because he was mental . He really needed the toilet so he pooped his pants." god frickin hell!" then he died of heart attack. then he went missing someone found his bike and used it as a memorial END