Dear Diary,

You will not believe what just happened! I wacked my husband with a leg of a lamb, I think his dead or just unconscious I do not really know but for some reason I feel happy about it, weird isn't it. The reason I hit him with a leg of lamb was because he told me something truly horrifying and then talks to me like everything is a joke. He starts shouting at me and tells me not to bring supper even though I was being so nice. So I had no choice but to hit him with a lamb. So what should I do now, wait a minute what about my child? What was the law with killers with a unborn child? Do they wait until the tenth month? Or do they kill the child and the mum? I think I should go to Sam, buy some vegetables from his shop and cook the meat I just hit my husband with. Oh my days I cannot believe I done this today, although it was mainly his fault, so why am I taking the blame for something he sort of done? Oh my life is such a pain. I wonder if he is going to wakeup. Well when he wakes up I am going to wack him in the face this time. Well that is all for today goodbye.