This is the diary, which was recorded by a sandwich, that’s right a sandwich
Day 1: Halloo diary, first entry permitted what should Italk about. OH, ah, I know, I just got a new video game its donkey Kong myfavourite game, I would get to the last level and save princess Peach thensmash my Nintendo game boy and then I would beg my mother for another one.
Twenty six days later………………
Day 27: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A FRIEND! He’s called Taylor, heloves playing Donkey Kong too, oh that reminds me I just got a new video gameits donkey Kong my favourite game, I would get to the last level and saveprincess Peach then smash my Nintendo game boy and then I would beg my motherfor another one. Anyhow I HAVE FINALLY MADE A FRIEND! He’s called Taylor, heloves playing Donkey Kong too…
Thirty five days later…………
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Two hundred and thirty four days later
Day 296: Sorry about last entry I was a bit side traZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ………..ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Four days later…
Day 300: Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you HappyBirthday to recorded camera thing Happy Birthday to you, HIPHORRAH!!! HIP HORRAH!!! Wait I think thereis actually meant to be two
Hips... eh I’m notthat sure.
Eighty nine days later…
Day 389: Yep that’s right eighty nine days ago it was mydiary’s firstbirthZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…..
One hundred and eleven days later…
Day 500: That’s what people sayyya AA that’s what peoplesayyya AA, UM UUM UMUM UMU U UMUM, sorry just listening to Taylor Swift Shakeit off yeh yeh yeh!!!Then I’m going tolisten to George Ezra Listen to the man, oh baby yeh!!! Then I’m going tolisten to Sam Bailey Yes, then I’m going to listen to One Direction Story of mylife, then I’m going to listen to Lady Gaga and then I’m going to listen to EdSherreen and then I am going to listen to Ben Heynow, and then I am going to domy homework it is about all spacey stuff and that and prepositions and all thatgrammar stuff, ah grammar sounds like grandma ha aha aha ah aha a ha aha ahaaaha ah.
One hundred and eighty seven days later
Day 687:“Your veryhard homework today class is why physics can’t go below -268oc, “
That is the exactwordshe used for our homework. Let me just get something clear here PHYSICS CAN NOTGO BOLOW -268Oc it is totally impossible!!!
One hundred and thirty two days later
Day 825: WAAAAAAAAAA WAWAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWAAA WAAAAAWWWWAAthis is my last diary entry and I hope it will count,
One thing I have learnt is that YOU SHALL NEVER QU…(�����
The recorded diary of a sandwich