The energetic battery

Once there was a man who brought a battery for his kid to go with his Christmas present but the man accidently dropped the battery in his advent calendar and he didn't realize he dropped it so he went out and his son woke up and opened his calendar and he saw a battery and the battery talked and told the boy all his Christmas presents he was getting and the boy was jumping up and down but then he realized there was nothing to look forward to now that the battery ruined it so now the boy destroyed it