The sofa that spoke?

A long long time ago there was once a sofa that spoke, the sofa was known as Jeff he was big black and unusually made out of stone. Jeff was firstly found out by a young boy from age8-9 named Dave. Of course no one believed him at first, every one thought he was making up an imaginary story. despite the fact that Jeff had no jaw, Dave suggested he must have some type of magical mouth. To clarify that he was telling the truth Dave told everyone to meet in the park to see the talking sofa.

"Hello" said Dave.

hello said Jeff (the sofa)

everyone one stood in shock the delusional little boy wasnt delusional after all

I f you want to see the talking sofa you must go to...