DearDiary

today I went to the lapdog agency.To see what was going on.The four lost dogs were siting at a table playing pockers and chewing on bones.there was a wierd looking bird whith a mohawck

the lapdogs said he was a c o c k a t o.There was a sus looking cat that was stragely skinny.I had to shair a bed whith the other lapdogs and it was horible they desided to call me Nosey that little dog let of wind alot.Just before I went to sleep I saw the yellow cat creep out the door wearing all black and a mask