Everyday, it's my humans who leave my food for me, they leave the house each day, they come back home each night. Now, it's my turn to make a difference. I am Tiddles the cat, and I want to be in charge. The first thing I'll do is talk to this Prime minister that the humans keep banging on about. I'll have a quick chat about politics and she's sure to break under pressure. Next, free fish for all. Then humans will become pets.. I have big plans, revenge plans! I'm bored of being called an animal! I want justice!