Tennis VS Cricket



[News presenter]: Is tennis better than cricket, well the news team and I have interviewed a tennis player and a cricket player, WARNING the following interviews are extremely annoying.

[Studio]: *plays the theme music to the programme

[Studio]: *stops theme music and plays interview

[Interviewer]: Hi Tennis player, do you think tennis is better than cricket and why?

[Tennis player]: Well. Tennis is way, way, way, way, better than cricket. Cricket is for children. BABIES! *spits on interviewer

[Interviewer 2]: Hi Cricket player, do you think cricket is better than tennis and why?

[Cricket player]: I do not think it is my place to say, you ask a cricket player if cricket is better, of course they would say cricket is better and vice versa. I think you should ask someone who likes both sports and let them chose.

[Studio]: *stops playing video and goes back to news reporter

[News presenter]: Thank you for watching, and I hope you watch tomorrow’s debate about apple VS chicken. Which is healthier?