You should've gone to Specsavers
Once upon a time, there was a gangster granny who had cataracts.
(which means she's blind) But this granny could afford anything
even golden glasses with diamond lenses. She was waching the tv
and then a advert comes on about getting rid of cataracts at
Specsavers. So she got in her gold German whip and drove into
Bromley Specsavers. When she got in the shop they knock her out
and suddenly she was able to see again. She ran out of the shop
and jumped into her German whip and straight to kfc and bought
a snack box with coke.