You should've gone to Specsavers

Once upon a time, there was a gangster granny who had cataracts.

(which means she's blind) But this granny could afford anything

even golden glasses with diamond lenses. She was waching the tv

and then a advert comes on about getting rid of cataracts at

Specsavers. So she got in her gold German whip and drove into

Bromley Specsavers. When she got in the shop they knock her out

and suddenly she was able to see again. She ran out of the shop

and jumped into her German whip and straight to kfc and bought

a snack box with coke.