The weird looking thing

Walking slowly through the woods, I saw something at the corner of my eye. A pair of leg appeared on a tree. " Weird " I said to myself. They were rusty and ancient like they had been around for 10,000 years. They looked like they were robot legs but... where was the body? It must have literally fallen out of the sky from heaven. Almost like Jesus thinks down here on earth is a junk yard. If that is true, it is not very pleasant, and it is a tiny bit... mysterious and weird.