I was walking down the street casually with my hands in my pocket and not a care in the world when...A huge beam shined down on me and the light was so bright that I had to squeeze my eyes shut to avoid getting blinded. The next thing I knew was that I had been abducted by Teletubbys!Po got out a machete and started doing practice swipes on dummies and then when he saw that I was awake he lumbered over and lifted it above my neck and had a sip of coffee. Then we got up and all started discoing like we were in the 80s.

Teletubbys are weird!