prompt:…if only it was a bit smaller…

It was a normal Wednesday. That's what it was, a simple Wednesday. I walked to the shops to get my milk and eggs. I ate toast and then go to walk my dog. I got my key to open the front door, the key felt heavier tan usual like an 100kg weight had been tied to it. I put the key in the lock. It didn't fit. I walked around my house trying to find the proper key that fit. The phone rang. I answered. it was my boss saying i was fired. If only it was a bit smaller.