The boy in the dress: by David Walliams

The boy in the dress is about a lovely boy called Denis. He lived in a dull house with his brother named John who was slightly plump but not comparing to their father Peter. Denis' Life was extremely boring.

At school, there was a girl called Lisa James who Denis was madly in love with.

one day, Lisa was in the head's( Mr. Hawthorn) to talk about the school uniform and then Denis accidentally kicked a tennis ball into his office. he and Lisa both got into detention later that day, he came to Lisa' house that afternoon and they became closer friends.

a month later his dad threw a picture of Denis' mother away( just to catch you up, Denis' mum left Peter and ran off with another guy who has his own roofing company, Denis' granny says they have a baby together now)he hid the photo under his bed.

Denis walked to Lisa's house and told her that he wanted to wear the dress again but do something really crazy. the next day, he wore the dress to school and the deputy head ( also uniform check to make sure that everyone was wearing the right thing ) said she had to check with the office that Denis ( or Denies for the day ) was a real student at elm forest ( the school ). the deputy head just decided that it was all fine and told them to go straight to class.

first all the girls in the class were bothering him and asking him questions. suddenly Mr Morris came in and said an impression of hello in French to Denis in a TERRIBLE accent. he told him ( or her for the day ) that he was a P.E teacher but they also made him teach geography as well .

At lunch time, Denis saw his brother looking for him so he ran into the lunch hall and ran into Gareth, a show-off in football when he wasn't even good and he was also lots of girl's boyfriend. a girl ,who especially loved Gareth ,saw what happened and thought that Denis was cuddling him. he and camellia, Gareth's girl friend , started to fight. suddenly denies girly hair fell off and camellia said" oh.....my.....days!" and everyone laughed at him. He got expelled and he walked to raja's, the man who owns a shop, newsagent. he told Liza and Dennis that Mr hawthorn's sister was coming to the shop that day and that they could ask her him. soon she arrived and Liza asked Dennis if he thought it was actually Mr hawthorn. they asked her if it was their sneaky head master, trying to trick them. he admitted that it was actually him but Dennis realised that he had got expelled because of wearing a dress to school and now Mr hawthorn was wearing one! agreed so they could wear what ever the wanted to school and so could everyone else in the schooil. and dennis was happy again with his dad and his brother.