DAILY DOG LOVE

“Mmmmmmm! I love licking you. It tastes so good!” “Ok I know you’re enjoying it but its time to stop licking now.” “No! I don’t want to stop.” 

“Fine, I will let you have 30 more seconds.” “30 seconds? OH MY GOD, I must use this time very wisely and do my calculations.” “Here we go again.” “I’ve worked it out. If I do one lick every 0.43 seconds I will be happy with what I’ve done!” “Go on then, get it over and done wi”-“LICK LICK LICK LICK” “I mean it is my fault for having KFC everyday. ”LICK LICK LICK” “Times up now, so that means no more more licking!” “But I cant stop!” “Yes you can. We have done this before.” “I know but this time I cant stop! I’m not controlling my tongue, IT’S CONTROLLING IT’S SELF!” “Maybe a dog treat will help.” “Yes try that.” “Hey tongue, look! It’s a treat.” “Yes it is working. The tongue is heading to the teat!” “Yes. And it is also eating the treat!” “WHAT A SUCCESS!”

THE END