Dear Diary,

This morning, I went to the lapdog agency disguised as a dog. I hate being mistaken for a dog and Ottoline asked me to be one!!!Anyway, I knocked on the door and a yellow cat answered it. "What's your name,pipsqueak?"purred the cat.

"Mr Munroe."I replied obiediently. She led me inside and I saw some dogs playing cards.They looked quite mean so I made a mental note not to mess with them."Boys, welcome Mr Munroe to the gang."ordered the yellow cat. A dog passed him some cards and woofed " Hey, welcome to your new home. It may not be great but it's better than those awful humans, am I right?"

"Mmm..." I mumbled. I had a feeling I was not going to like it here.

We went to bed but I couldn't sleep because one of those dogs had awful wind!