Dear diary,

toaday was quite scary but I got through the day just fine. It was hard to sleep because Rupe the fang snored,Snarler chased squrils in his dream and Sundance the pup had terriblhe wind. I was petrafide .I cept hearing noises in the night.

I picked up some information that could be inportant, all of the dogs in the pictures on the news paper are at the lapdog agency and the dogs play pocker!(although the dogs playing pocker bit might not be as inportant) the yellow cat is the one that terrafise's me the most.

the bow on my head is really anoying me.I hope I can come home soon and sse Ottoline.

Mr Monroe