1. Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well!

2.If a fella met a fella in a field of beans. Would a fella tell a fella what does fella mean.

How many "f's" are in that?

3. What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

Decomposing!

4. I have a friend called meat he is a vegetarian!

5. There are two fish in a tank. One said to the other, you drive I'll man the guns!

6. What pie can fly?

A magpie!

7. Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Cargo beep beep!

8.Why did the teacher write the lesson on the window?

He wanted the lesson to be very clear!

9.How does Batman get called for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

10. What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three blind mice!