The strange thing in the woods

This morning I saw something very peculiar. In the woods there was a sculpture. Only it was different, it was the bottom half of a person. I had no idea were it came from or why it was there. I felt like going to the park manager but then I thought that would be quite rude. It seemed to be sitting on a tree trunk. I felt a bit awkward when I first saw it. I could be up there for worlds weirdest sculpture ever. I have definitely seen millions of sculptures in my life but this one was weird