I stood in a salt desert. Gazing around me at the dull salt. If you're wondering how I got here, here's how. . .

One day I was on a walk with my dad when I snuck away and explored. I ran away for what felt like a year and discovered a giraffe on an endless supply of salt. When I stroked the giraffe, it spat out some brown, greasy macaroni cheese. Suddenly, the giraffe melted into a big clump of disgusting looking macaroni cheese.

So that's how I ended up here with just a massive pile of macaroni cheese with me.