Riddles and jokes! written by Jasmine Levell
Jokes
Q: When is a blue book never blue?
A: When it's read!
Q: What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?
A: Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Q: How do monkeys make toast?
A: They put the bread under the grr-iller!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the New-year's Eve party?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Riddles
Q: The maker doesn't want it and the owner doesn't know he has it.What is it?
A: A coffin!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel!
Q: I have 100 eyes, but only 2 I can see with-what am I?
A: A peacock!
Q: I am see-through but can be seen and I can be found on dogs, rabbits, all sorts of big-cats as well as many other creatures-what am I?
A: Whiskers!
Q: I run but never walk-what am I?
A: A nose!
A: A river!
Q: I am as light as a feather but not even the strongest can hold me for ever-what am I?
A: Breath!