Riddles and jokes! written by Jasmine Levell

Jokes

Q: When is a blue book never blue?

A: When it's read!

Q: What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?

A: Anything you like, he can't hear you!

Q: How do monkeys make toast?

A: They put the bread under the grr-iller!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the New-year's Eve party?

A: Because he had no body to go with!

Q: Why do cows wear bells?

A: Because their horns don't work!

Riddles

Q: The maker doesn't want it and the owner doesn't know he has it.What is it?

A: A coffin!

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

Q: I have 100 eyes, but only 2 I can see with-what am I?

A: A peacock!

Q: I am see-through but can be seen and I can be found on dogs, rabbits, all sorts of big-cats as well as many other creatures-what am I?

A: Whiskers!

Q: I run but never walk-what am I?

A: A nose!

A: A river!

Q: I am as light as a feather but not even the strongest can hold me for ever-what am I?

A: Breath!