There was once a spoilt little girl named Charlotte. She got everything she wanted. A solid gold toothbrush and a monkey that could do maths. But one day, she asked for something extraordinary...

"I want to get the Queen's crown jewels for a day!" she bawled, her pockmarked little face contorted in desperation. Nevertheless, her father, a diminutive, stout little man who lived in terror of his forceful daughter, went to Buckingham Palace, nearly getting himself captured in the process. But upon showing it to Charlotte, she cried: "but it's the wrong colour!" Some people were so hard to please.