I was in my blogging lesson and Mr Paine the giant came marching round. I secretly took out toxic waste from my tray and put it in my mouth, but it made my tongue tingle and I was caught. I was given two detentions for bringing food into school. After that, I went down to the delightful deputy head and her face was all scrunched up and she screamed. Our teachers came running into her office and checked if she was ok. After that, all the teachers tried went away and at the end I didn’t have a detention. Yay!