WHY YOU CANNOT TRUST BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
WARNING: THIS MAY HAPPEN!
NEVER ACCEPT BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
DONT LET HIM STEAL YOUR RUM BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!
EVIL JACK!
WHY YOU CANNOT TRUST BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
WARNING: THIS MAY HAPPEN!
NEVER ACCEPT BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!
DONT LET HIM STEAL YOUR RUM BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!
EVIL JACK!