How Mr Cook nearly got cooked

One day Mr Cook was taking a stroll in the woods and he came across a house made out of ginger bread and candy and all the sweets you could think of. Yes I know what you're thinking 'this is like Hansel and Gretel' well lets just see. So as I said Mr Cook went to the door step and munched on the window. Okay I admit that it's a bit like Hansel and Gretel but you just wait and see. ANYWAY Mr Cook saw a little old lady inside the house. Then it suddenly became very windy and Mr Cook [whose name in this story is Tom] saw a red cloak hanging on a tree branch. Fine I will admit it is a bit like little red riding hood's cloak but just wait... So TOM grabbed it and put it on then the little lady came out...she called...

"Come here little boy come here would you like some food?" But...before Tom could answer the lady threw him into her cellar.

"Hm nice you will like to see you're father here wouldn't you because he is here ha ha ha ha look...wait...that doesn't sound right but it sounded better in my head...anyway!" she screeched as a lamp turned on and a figure that looked like Tom's dad sat with tape covering his mouth, his arms and legs tied by a rope to the chair he was sitting on. It was Tom's dad alright but he was slightly different because he had bony, skinny hands and a pale face so pale that it almost looked like he had caught the plague!

"Let my dad go you witch!" screamed Tom with pain and anger as she whipped him with a rope that tore Tom in half. One half of him was trying to get to his dad the other half was trying to escape this ugly witch and leave his father behind! Finally he decided to leave his father behind and go get help. His heart tore into pieces as he left his father to fend for himself. Fighting back tears, Tom sprinted into the woods it suddenly became so cold that Tom's red cloak flew away. Then in the midst Tom saw three little houses that looked very cosy and warm. He looked around and recognised that the houses where made of sticks, bricks and straw. No it isn't the slightest bit like the three little pigs. So as I said Mr Cook passed the houses in search for help but he could have asked the three little pigs for help but I am sure he knew better! So Tom made his way to a pumpkin patch and ran around in circles screaming. The pumpkin patch belonged to Cinderrela's step mother and step sister. Cinderrela's step mother appeared at the door and sent him to her friend in france,the wicked bean... The wicked bean had a moustache like all french people but he could wiggle it ... wait what? That doesn't make sense! Well Tom killed the bean by saying 'hi fat guy' the bean rean away screaming and he took a knife and stabbed himself. A raging roar rang like an alarm. All the villains around the world dropped dead.Tom and his father were saved The End