Waterknapped!
I was floating in my bubble today,
And a school of fish came swimming my way.
I knew we were in some kind of borrow,
So I thought for a minute and started to follow.
I heard a roar from quite nearby,
But not just near but a little bit high.
I heard from the boat we were going to be taken and tapped,
So I had a fear about being waterknaped!
A great container took us far from the Tay,
Not just from the river but to a strange bay.
Then we got filtered and stuck in a pipe,
It was like the ultimate sugar hype.
I got SPLOSH!ed into a cup,
And went into a human eating a Chupa Chup.