Waterknapped!

I was floating in my bubble today,

And a school of fish came swimming my way.

I knew we were in some kind of borrow,

So I thought for a minute and started to follow.

I heard a roar from quite nearby,

But not just near but a little bit high.

I heard from the boat we were going to be taken and tapped,

So I had a fear about being waterknaped!

A great container took us far from the Tay,

Not just from the river but to a strange bay.

Then we got filtered and stuck in a pipe,

It was like the ultimate sugar hype.

I got SPLOSH!ed into a cup,

And went into a human eating a Chupa Chup.