Dear Diary,
Today I discised as a dog and got in the Lapdog agence!I knocked on the door and the cat came and I got exepted!
The cat said"A lapdog eh come in."
The pocker dog asked me quistions like
"Were did you come from?"
I showed the dog my card.
he replied "Norway."
and then I won the game of poker and the parrot was saing
"winner you win now go to sleep."
I asked if there was anouter room and she said
"NO" she shouted in rage!
She stomed up the stairs.The dogs said to me never say that quition again!So i had to sleep with the dogsI was about to go to sleep when I saw the yellow cat leave the Lapdog agence building! I did'nt know to go or stay!
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