The dark side!

One sunny Sunday, I was in bed and it was 9:30am. It was early in the morning, when I was in bed watching TV in bed. The time (when I next looked at it) WAS 11:59. I told my daughter to get me a sandwich. She asked me

" what do you want in your sandwich mum"

"can I have ham and cheese please"

she shouted from the front room.