The Sandwich Friends

Once there was a SANDWICH called Corn Beef and he hated his life. He was always MISERABLE, he hated it when people bit into him, he hated it when people chucked him in the bin but the one thing he loved was night time because, no one would bother him.

One day Mr Beef was taking a stroll in the park when he saw someone on his bench ."OI ! YOU ! GET OFF MY BENCH !" he demanded, he was outraged ."Hi nice to meet you, our names are: Ham and Cheese, this is our son, pate," the family replied to MR Beef...