Please Mr.Rana
By Zayd Rana
Please Mr.Rana
This boy Andrew Blue
Keeps on annoying me!
What shall I do?
Go and sit in the sewer
Go and take your eyeballs out
Take your books to the roof
Do whatever you think
Please Mr.Rana
This boy Andrew Blue
Keeps spitting at my face,miss
What shall I do?
Dance all the spit off
Wash all the spit off
Swallow all the spit if you like
Do what you think best
Please Mr.Rana
This boy Andrew Blue
Keeps throwing pencils at me!
What shall I do?
Flush the pencils down the toilet!
Run away to Mars!
Do whatever you think
But don't ask me!