ALIENS INVADING EARTH

On a normal Sunday evening, lived a normal man with a normal lifestyle, however today he was looking out of a telescope with his beady eyes trying to find the stars. Then suddenly he saw what looked like a shooting star, realised this couldn't be a shooting star because it was huge then he realized it was a inter galactic alien mother ship invading earth with huge lazar beams that looked like huge lightning bolts he had to do something about this catastrophic disaster. He crept out of the house without the aliens seeing him and got a huge rocket launcher and blasted the rocket whizzing towards the alien mother ship KABOOM!