My theory on why the world is tilted
A long time ago in space there was a planet that looked a bit like an aubergine.
He had no friends and all he ever wanted to do was play catch
with one of the other planets.But whenever he asked one of
them they just rejected him because none of liked
vegetables (obviously they wouldn't nobody
likes vegetables). Then one day the Earth said yes
and the auberginey planet was so happy he threw the ball too high and
it knocked the Earth over. Aubergine planet was so sad he ran away into the depths of space never to be seen again.The Earth meanwhile had nobody who would get hin up again so he stayed like that forever