DO NOT PUT PINAPPLE ON PIZZA
DO NOT PUT PINAPPLE ON PIZZA
For your own safety please do not eat pineapple on pizza. If you like this idea then you might as well have mustard on a wotsits.
You might think that this is very different, but pizza is a savoury item and pineapple is a juicy item and wotsits is sort of savoury item and mustard has the same juice texture as pineapple.
Just because pineapple and pizza starts with the same letter does not mean you should MERGE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like cooked pineapple or slightly MOLTEN PINEAPPLE on pizza? If you do than I don't even know if you are actually HUMAN!
I hope I've convinced you to not do this HORRID crime.