How the rabbit got long ears

It was 2011, the nineteen year old Mr. Rabbit, was walking around, minding his own business. Since the day he was born, in 1992, it always wished that it had long ears. Little did it know that 19 years later, it's wish was about to be granted.

A dog named Bruce met up with Tom the cat and they did a horrible deal. The deal was that if Bruce bites Mr. Rabbit, he would get five hundred dollars. After around one hour and twenty-two minutes, passed by Bruce and Tom. The terrible dog jumped on Mr. Rabbit and bit him. Unfortunately, some minutes later, Mr. Rabbit died. Three days passed and surprisingly, Mr. Rabbit came back from the death, just like Jesus Christ. Although it was very angry with Bruce, still it was happy, because now he had a pair of long ears, like the ones he always dreamt of. Still Mr. Rabbit wanted a revenge on Bruce, so he posted the whole story on the social media. It told everyone that Bruce the dog was a murderer.

After some days, Bruce was put in jail for murder and bribery. Mr. Rabbit lived happily for several years. It was so proud that now he had long ears.