MY DIARY

Dear Diary,

First of all, let me get something straight: this is a DIARY not a journal.

I should really start by telling you about the typical assembly we had.

As usual, I was day dreaming. It was a Wednesday class assembly.

Honestly, why do I have to listen to this boring information? The voices

that were talking weren't even clear!! Finally, assembly was over. Ahh!!!

Oh how relieved I was!! I was screaming in my head. (By the way I was

kind of still day dreaming).

Miss Belton then said Year 5 need to go back to class.

When she said 'NEED TO GO BACK TO CLASS', I instantly knew

maths was coming. In addition, we also had to finish

science work!!! As soon as we got to class, I slumped in my chair.

"Open your maths books. Write the date and L.O with no spelling mistakes,"

Mr Crowley said in a very strict voice.

Maths. Boring old Maths. Even though I may be good at maths, I

I still hate Maths, although it is very easy for me to get my head around

things.

"Right", I said to myself. I better sit in my chair properly before I get told

off by my teacher who is like a heavy headed and empty bellied

vulture searching for it's prey. Today, we were carrying on with

decomposition. I picked up my pencil with my stead hands (even though I'd normally use one) and got started. A few minutes later, I was finished!

"Glorious God, THANK YOU!!!!!," I said in my head. "Alright class. Put your maths books in the middle of your tables and get out your literacy books."

How happy I was when he said 'Literacy'. Literacy is my favourite and best

subject! Today we were going to write a diary extract. Sometime later,

I had finished. BREAK TIME: Actually, lets skip break time. It's dull! I wish

we were doing literacy again. It's like a river of peace. Right, what's next.

Oh yeah! Afternoon lessons.

First lesson: Science. I like science, but I don't LOVE science. Today,

I really HATED science. I really don't know why. Maybe I was just

bored. What do you reckon? In desperation, I raked my brains.

"Why do we have to do science!?" I said. As soon as I received my

book, I whizzed through the questions. How hard could it be?

I didn't realise that it was harder than I actually thought.

Question 1: Are aliens real? If yes, use evidence from the text. (Now, you may think I'm a bit dumb, but I was really confused). In the end, I just wrote: Aliens are not real because they are cartoon figures, besides, my teacher Mr Crowley still marked it right. (Maybe, he just ticks all of the answers with his eyes closed and and texts people on his phone).

Right. Lunchtime. Lunchtimes are .......... okay (sometimes)

Today, I only ate one sandwich. (By the way, there was more

than that). When lunchtime was finished, everyone went into

class.

"For the whole afternoon, we will be designing airports.(This bit

is boring so I'll skip it).

Hometime. I LOVE hometime. I can just go home and relax.

Well, I'm off. Another old school day tomorrow.