What have I Done

Today I have made the worst mistake of my life, I don't just mean that I dropped my phone in the toilet situation. What I actually mean is that for some stupid reason I decided to rob a food store and kill the manager for money. I know I am stupid but I have a perfectly good reason for this I was nominated the worlds poorest person and funnily enough I won. So now Im stuck for life in a maximum security prison that is impossible to break out of. So my life is going great.