ROME!!!!!!!

The retired Roman legionnaire sipped his tea and read his news. It was a beautiful day but was turning grey. The chair was comfy but was cracked. Suddenly he saw a knot of Shrek soldiers coming for him. But, using his legion training to his advantage he slew all 23 men! After, he relaxed and was content on sipping his tea. Little did he know, he was to be an important part of the new war...